Stuck in line at the grocery store yesterday, I picked up People (or Us or whatever it was) Magazine, the one with Kate Gosselin's heavily made-up, perfectly coiffed face smiling out from it. I open the magazine and start reading.
The gist of the story is that Jon is such a bastard. Though of course Kate doesn't use that word. She was in poor-martyr-me-I'd-forgive-him-if-only-he'd-ask mode, not I-hate-that-son-of-a-bitch mode. Which I figure is pretty calculated to gain her sympathy. Everything about the Gosselins -- Kate anyway -- seems calculated.
Not Jon, of course. If Jon was calculating and clever like Kate, he wouldn't do and say all the asinine things he's been doing and saying since he cut loose and let his dick do all his thinking for him.
Everybody these days hates Kate Gosselin. They think it's abominable she's raising their kids in public. At this point, what's she supposed to do? Bow out of the TV series and get a jobs at Wal-Mart, for God's sake?
I have no child-rearing advice for Kate. I do have hairstyle advice: for the love of God, woman, who told you that asymmetrical rat's nest looked good? Is your hairdresser a biker lesbian?
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