Can somebody please tell me why I should give a shit whether Oprah is fat or not? It's her business if she's fat. I'm not interested in how much she weighs, or why she thinks she weighs so much, or how her diet plan can help me not be a lardass myself.
Nothing against Oprah, btw. I don't give a shit why or whether Rachael Ray is fat either. I just know I'm sick to death of hearing my girlfriends who do give a shit talk about it. And sick of seeing ads for Oprah's and Rachael's diet plans on my Facebook sidebar. Like I'm going to pay money for a diet that can't keep these two rich broads from getting fat. They can afford personal trainers and chefs and whatnot, and they still can't stop stuffing their faces? Sorry, dude, but that's not the diet for me.
For the record, I am not fat, and though I watch what I eat more or less, I don't obsess about it, and I stay reasonably normal sized anyway. Maybe that's why I get so fucking bored hearing other women talk about diets and fat broads trying to sell me diets.
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